2003 2001-08-31 - "I'd pop a cap in Sancho..." 2001-08-31 - "I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, who uses a machete to cut thru red tape." 2001-08-29 - "Fire it up, baby...buh buh baaaaah" 2001-08-28 - "There are those who would call me...TIM." 2001-08-23 - "His eyes were black...he had the devi's eyes." 2001-08-21 - "We are all dumber for having heard that." 2001-08-20 - "To beer...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" 2001-08-17 - "That's when the attack comes; not from the front, but from the sides. From the other two you didn't even know were there." 2001-08-16 - "That's what life is...a series of down endings." 2001-08-15 - "Livin' with Louie-dog's the only way to stay sane...let the lovin, let the lovin come back to me..." 2001-08-14 - SHIT GIDDLY OD DAMN! 2001-08-14 - "Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it." 2001-08-13 - Ben can't think up a Kevin Smith quote to save his life...SHIH TZU 2001-08-13 - "You hate people.""But I love gatherings - isn't it ironic?" 2001-08-10 - Evil will always win...because Good is dumb. 2001-08-06 - mondays suck 2001-08-03 - donde esta sus pantalones? 2001-08-02 - open OsoPequeno
Description: Blue hair. Glasses. You will not see me without a hockey jersey for more than three days. You will also not see me away from work for more than two. Veterinary technician / office manager / animal control guy. Goaltender in street hockey, can't afford ice gear. Strengths: Able to make glove saves faster than the eye can see. Razor-sharp sarcastic wit. Knowledge of veterinary medicine far beyond that of those who have no experience in the field. Can beat you in pretty much any video game. And I've been told I'm a cutie. Weaknesses: Sam Adams beer, english accents, low glove side shots, any Spider-Man memoribilia, orange-haired girls, Dr. Pepper, and bad horror movies. Likes: Video gaming, sleeping late, watching anime and horror, warmth, working, coffee, people who have faith in me, iced tea, buying electronic crap, the warm glow of tiny red LEDs, toys, pizza. Dislikes: pessimism, doing dishes, people who treat other people or animals poorly, Chuck Jones cartoons, diet soda, toys out of the package, being cheated out of a win in Madden, the St Louis Blues, and mean people Special skills: Speaks to animals (in animal, not English). Disarming smile. Small, girlish hands capable of fitting into teeny tiny spaces. Stupid enough to be willing to stand in front of really hard slapshots. Minty fresh breath. Can brew a really tasty iced tea. And one more that the girl I love says I shouldn't mention here. Weapons:Big-ass steel toed work boots. Rope leash...OF DOOM. Ninja kicks. Throwing syringes. Xbox controller. And one really cool Spider-Man goalie mask. Closest allies: My sidekick, Spike the wonder kitty. Mr. Tony Kornhaiser. Mr. Potato Head. The Count. Louie, lord of the grill. John "I love gravy" Madden. Ed, PJ, Benny, Jerry, Mike, Mandy, and Beck. And my fiancee, Mezz.
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